Alcoholism and Good Beer

I don't know if I could be considered an alcoholic, but sometimes I dream about beer at work. I am working on a difficult problem at work and I start to crave beer. My taste buds get all sensitive and I crave a really hearty ale. I hate lagers, not all but most. Something mean, that normal people won't drink because they are usually faggy poser assholes who only drink piss yellow beer like Budweiser. I like strong beers, not fucking Guinness, that is strong but it is just bottled punishment with a single tone of flavor, it is fucking horrible. I do like Smithwicks though (same company that brews Guinness).

One of my favourite beers is definitely Stone Brewery's Arrogant Bastard Ale. I love Arrogant Bastard, Arrogant Bastard - Oaked and Double Bastard. There is also the meanest Imperial Stout I have ever had, Stone's Russian Imperial Stout holy shit what a beer. Don't believe that these beers are real, educate yourself nya: http://www.stonebrew.com/

When I don't have access to a Total Wine (http://www.totalwine.com/) Store, I will go to Publix or any other grocery store and get some George Killian's Irish Red (http://www.georgekillians.com/). I haven't had a lot of different red beers, this was the only good one I've had. Not big on red beer.

I think it is owned by one of the big companies, but it is an exception to my rule of never supporting the big three companies: Budweiser, Miller and Coors. Fuck them. Their beer sucks and they ruin beer for everyone, mostly because the same brainless idiot Americans that will buy a fucking iPhone because they are told to, they will drink a fucking Corona or bud because the commercials are funny. Get a goddamn education you retards, put down the panther piss and pick up a dark Ale with some goddamn flavor. Yeah it is more expensive, but you know what at least it tastes good. Watch the documentary "Beer Wars", even though it is old, it is still relevant: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1326194/ very good film, available for instant on Netflix if you have it.

I think I am going to make a beer page. It is important, I consider myself a beer evangelist.