A Special Place in my Colon for these People

I'm tired of hearing about people getting hi-jacked by Somali pirates or any type of pirate. Here is my criteria for whether or not I give the slightest hint of a shit:
1. Were the people who were hijacked rich
2. Were the people who were hijacked on a yacht (this excludes cruise ships because it is less pretentious)
3. Were the people who were hijacked in a place where they shouldn't have been

If the answer was yes to any of those, I could really care less, I say fuck em'. I say fuck em' for the same reason I say fuck-it to people who purposely go to Israel for vacation and possibly get blown the fuck up. You purposely went to place where there are bombs and terrorism... FUCK YOU. I don't feel sorry for rich assholes who had to go on vacation in a place where they shouldn't be to begin with, not to mention being on a yacht which couldn't get any more pretentious than that. How am I supposed to feel sorry for people that are way fortunate than I am. Look at the fucking idiots that were picked up "hiking" along the border of Iran. Of all the goddamn places in the whole wide FUCKING WORLD you had to hike in IRAN! Where there is terrorism and war near by. WHAT THE FUCK! So FUCK THEM, FUCK THEM IN THE ASS. What is wrong with people! Don't fucking sail in pirate infested waters, don't go to country's where there are bombs waiting for you and for Christ sake don't go hiking in enemy territory you goddamn imbeciles. I cannot feel sorry for these people and no one is going to change my mind.

Here are different examples of what I am talking about... I think the following are not REAL diseases, they may be classified as diseases, but what part of it really justifies its being called a real disease other than the mental part of it.

1. Bulimia
2. Anorexia
3. Body Dysmorphic Disorder
4. Obesity
5. Alcoholism

Those are all diseases that can only occur for people who are ironically fortunate enough to have them. You will never go to a country with starving people in it and find Bulimics and Anorexics. These people can go fuck themselves, what kind of bullshit diseases are these? George Carlin did a whole segment on it, "What kind of bullshit diseases are these? I don't wanna eat! Fuck you, don't eat." These are the same sentiments I have for people who are consistently on welfare but still manage to buy gold chains and alcohol, find someone who will eat the food they aren't eating and give it to them. Let them die, they obviously don't appreciate what they have and must develop some sort of retarded "disease" as a cry for help? Fuck off. The same deal with the undeserving welfare recipients, I say take them and move their asses to Mexico and bring over some Mexicans that will appreciate a fucking citizenship here.

I don't understand how I am supposed to take this shit seriously when I cannot comprehend how individuals who have all of the available resources in front of them manifest these horse shit "diseases". If you don't have to worry about your finances, what could you possibly be sad about that drives you to drink. Again, fuck these people. I guess I should say you are lucky enough to have enough goddamn free time on your hands in order to develop such frivolous problems.