Childrens

So today was bring your kid to work day. Although all of the kids were very nice, I noticed they couldn't help being kids. I think it stems from the fact that they are kids... so on to my inevitable complaints. Children are loud, I don't understand why their prepubescent voices get so high pitched and whiny when they talk. They also are awkward to deal with because of their inexperience with people in general, adults anyhow. Then for some reason there is this smell that follows children around that I will never get used to. It is a nauseating stench that follows them around because I think it is attached to their back packs or something. It reminds me of the smell of cafeterias and the smell inside of lunch bags. Not any lunch bag though, the insulated kind that is flexible, that has a plastic lining. I hate that smell. It makes me feel ill. The other odor that I hate the most is the smell that forms on the scalps of white people with dreads. The lunch box smell is up there. That smell will actually make me puke. If people can't wash their fucking hair, please don't do dreads. Especially white people, it reeks goddamn it.