I went to my open enrollment benefits seminar and I basically learned that my benefits are horrible. I have really crappy health care is what I have learned. My dental benefits are just as horrible, yippy!
What I don't like about these goddamn benefits summaries is that they make everything sound so goddamn cheerie, but when it comes time to use your fucking benefits they really suck major ass.
It is like the time I went to the ENT and he stuck a scope up my nose, then I was billed $125 dollars for quote on quote "surgery". What fucking surgery, I got a scope shoved up my nose. No cutting, bleeding, anesthesia, wtf are they talking about?
So apparently they cover my visit to a specialist, 60 dollars and then 100% covered after that. What that really means is: they charge me 60 bucks, they cover the visit to the office over that, if any procedures are performed it costs extra.
Thanks for nothing United.
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