Why is it that sometimes there are people who freak out on the bathroom stall doors when they are locked?
First off, there is usually an uncomfortably large goddamn vertical gap in the door made just for this fucking purpose. The gap is usually anywhere from a semi acceptable 1/4" wide to a uncomfortable conscience peeping tom session of 1" wide. Usually on both sides of the stall door.
So why don't all people just do the walk past the stall trick and look through the gap while in motion to see if you recognize a hunched over half asleep body who may or may not be making very offensive smells and sounds? Why is that so difficult?
Is it terribly necessary for some people to walk up to the stall door and jiggle the door violently as if they just locked themselves out of their car with the motor on in disbelief? What the hell is wrong with these people? Some of them make a resounding, "harumph" sound too and seem like they are going to jimmy the goddamn peg lock on the door too. Its almost as if they don't believe someone is actually in the stall. As if they own it.
People are strange.
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