Crap on a Stick

The house deal I have entered is a crap on a stick deal. I am being force fed shit with this deal because the sellers are stingy greedy fucks. I am going along with said shit deal because I need a house. I don't WANT a house I fucking need one. I am being forced to pay the difference between the appraisal value and what the fucking sellers want which is a 15K fucking difference. Which holy shit is a lot. Everyone involved in the deal keeps calling it a loan, it is not a loan it is a fuck you fee. I am not being lent shit to close on the house I am being penalized for their home's lack of performance on the market and they are being sore losers.

So be it. I don't have a choice, I need the house and I don't want to do this ever again if possible. This shit sucks.