Monday, October 21, 2013

the shielded fools

The times that I have traveled to other states and on cruises to other countries and lands I have constantly encountered the same type of fools. Every time I go somewhere I can count on finding american Midwesterners who always are either incredibly ignorant or very agreeable. What both groups have in common is having been deprived of coastal common activities. Since they all usually live in religious areas; enjoying themselves is out of the question usually. Therefore when they travel to the tropics or to places of gambling they over indulge in drink, the aquatics and the gambling. It is annoying to hear and watch them do it but it is for the most part not their fault. I do still find them annoying though. I dislike how coastal activities are considered some strange form of rarity and obscurity to them. It's their parents' and community leaders fault for keeping them so ignorant. Which is why when they finally get to their coastal activities they go a little crazy.

The people I find the least tolerable are the ones that are inebriated for the entire duration of their trip. The people I like even less are the people who are stuck up obnoxious yuppy assholes that are drunk for the entire trip. Annoying. I don't like hearing them talk like they are so much better than everyone else around them. I think probably the most annoying is hearing yuppies talk about how they have a nicer wine collection at home with respect to what is currently available to them.

Then there are the old coots. The people that are so goddamn decrepit they should be dead already but decide "Nope I must go on this cruise to annoy everyone with my super slow speed and my required nursing attention everywhere." I'm fine with them doing as they please but not at the fucking cost of my comfort and convenience. I am on vacation too, so go die slowly elsewhere. Invalid people should not be allowed on excursions or activities that are obviously a bad idea for them to be on. Lengthy walks or anything that requires endurance or a teeny bit of strength that their old fucking bodies obviously do not have.

Anyhow my whole point is that old people suck and people who have been censored for most of their lives are like children and easily offended because of their lack of exposure. I like being desentized and I think everyone should be because it makes us more tolerable of everything. This is not a bad thing. The only time it isn't good is sexually in my opinion because it can become unhealthy. As long as people are logical we don't require censorship and at that point things like alcohol, beaches and gambling won't be so goddamn impressive.

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