Paula Dean

I don't think she is a bad lady, but I will say no one else is going to:

FUCK PAULA DEAN

Fuck Paula Dean in the ass. Not because I hate her, but because I think she is fucking STUPID. I called this years ago, I am shocked the dumb heifer hasn't died from a stroke yet. Look at the stupid shit she cooks, its not healthy! So WHY?! Why!!!! Why is it a SHOCK that she has type 2 diabetes? Type 2 diabetes is something you give yourself by eating shitty, it is something you earn from being unhealthy. This dumb bitch bought it alright. Keep doing that deep south cooking, shoveling butter and lard into your fucking fat white face. Stupid pig. I say fuck her, because this was preventable, I don't feel sorry for the dumb broad. She is going to be faced with a hard decision now, she is going to have to stop cooking like a disgusting hill-billy and turn that shit around in order to keep any of her supporters.

So again, I don't hate her, but fuck her. I don't feel sorry for rich people who get sick, especially rich people who self induced that sickness.

Cheating Diet

I have bad news for some of you out there. There is no realistic way to cheat on your diet or on what you are inputting into your body. This goes along the same lines as magical dieting pills, they don't exist. Pills that make your metabolism move on its own is called legalized crack or speed. It isn't good for you unless you have hypothyroidism like me and I don't pop pills. I might have to soon, but like I said that is for special cases, my body doesn't produce enough hormones for my body to process fat or metabolise as it should.

So all that brings me to this point: please don't buy into any product where the main selling point is, "it is good for you because we said so."

Products like this: Smart Balance Butter

I don't care that it is not saturated fat, it is still fat. It doesn't give you a free pass to keep slathering it on things. Don't be stupid there is no such thing as a free pass when it comes to dieting.

Dieting is all about calorie accounting, you have X to spend in a day, if you go over X you will become fatter if you do not expend it through exercise.