Revenge

I really wish I could get some crazy psycho revenge on my old employer. It actually isn't my old employer really, it is a specific manager who is too much of a shit to handle what he is handling. He is failing badly and bringing everyone down with him and it is sad.

My revenge would begin with my aquiring the company that he works at, my old employer. This would have to be done secretly. I would then ask a legal team if I could legally get rid of someone without the backlash of them suing us. I'm sure there is a way. I wouldn't fire him yet, that would be too easy.

I would then present myself as the new owner and I would check on this asshole everyday with a phone call first, then I would show up in his office and waste his time, then give him shit for not getting his work done on time. I would keep this up for about a month. Then stop.

I would then demote him under another more deserving employee. I would make him sit in a cubicle. That employee would over see his bullshit activity. I would then cut his pay to a more reasonable rate for his lack of quality. At this point if he didn't start to look for work and was intent on staying for whatever ridiculous reason - I would then fire him for sexual harassment or something that would stick.

I would then make the internet know that he was a bad employee and no one should pick him up. When he has hit rock bottom, then and only then would I be happy. Unless before I do any of that would he agree to change his ridiculous narcissistic ways.

This is why I could never be president. I would handle evil doers in this way.

Real Talk - Tards

I think people need to be real with themselves and others about tards or retards. They need to SAY WHAT THEY TRULY MEAN. I'll start by leading this conversation. It is sad and unfortunate for anyone to have a retarded child AKA "special" children. Special is a word that is used as a euphemism for what people are really feeling. Oh my Tommy, why he is Special. This is a great example of saying what you mean. The word special doesn't sound as bad as retarded, so it isn't expressing what you mean.

 It makes me depressed and relieved all at the same time to see people with special children. Depressed because someone has a so called special child and relieved because said special child is not mine. Most special children and adults are pretty goddamn useless and really are inferior to more developed minds. That is not cruelty, that is reality and the truth. I am saying what other people are afraid to say. It is not a fucking pleasure to take care of special people, it is fucking irritating and sad.

Special children take at least 2-3 times more effort to take care of than regular children in my opinion because they are so mentally checked out. That being said what are the pros of mentally retarded children? I can't find any, there simply are none. Here is a list of cons:

1. They are expensive to take care of
2. Mean and loud
3. Inferior
4. Helpless
5. Useless
6. Burden on everyone's life and happiness
7. They usually have no idea what the hell is going on around them - so if their care taker dies - they wouldn't know it anyhow. So why invest the energy to begin with? It is simply not fair.

What are you getting at? Are you saying we should just kill all of them?
No. I am not saying that there should be an extermination effort, that is cruel and unusual punishment. It is never a child's fault that they are born, they are truly innocent until they can interact with others or hold a gun. I am saying that children are a preventable STD. Yes I am seriously equating children to sexually transmitted diseases. They grow like a cancer, just like all other human life and are entirely preventable via contraception and sterilization. I think that it should be illegal for people to have more than their share of children and I will make up a magic governing number of 3 children max. I especially think it should be illegal for people to have children if they know for a fact that they will indeed produce defective children.

Special children are a burden on everyone, not just the people who have them. It is cruel and unusual to bring a special child into this world because no one seriously wants to deal with that shit. If they are born under unexpected conditions, then there is nothing that can be done. If it can be prevented, then I say prevent it. Human neutering of welfare cases and crazy people - man or woman - should be on the table for discussion. Octo-mom should be neutered. That crazy bitch married to that crazy religious fuck on television with 10,000 children should probably be put to sleep or neutered. Fuck that guy from 12 kids and counting, holy shit it's sick. That stupid woman is being treated like a sow and it is on television for us all to watch in amazement and awe. Sickening. It's rape at this point, just like a lot of Jewish families.

You Can't Have Your Way and Contradict it Too

I have always taken issue with women wanting to dress like whores in public (I'm a huge advocate of doing so behind closed doors) and then expecting certain men's innate primal boner rage from not coming out. These men are also known as perverts and rapists. They are not the same and here is the difference. I am a pervert, if it is on display then I will look and even possibly take pictures of the whorish subject. I would never dare lay a finger on someone that I didn't know, I have enough self control to be hands off.

A rapist does not have control and will force his or herself on you regardless of how you feel about the situation. Congrats you have just become an unwilling sperm recipient. Of course a rapist doesn't only rape provocative whorish looking women, a rapist will probably rape anyone or anything given the chance. However, it might help to not be a giant orgasmic target either.

So women can argue about their freedom to dress like whores in public without catching flack from anyone, but that philosophical argument won't hold water while you are being raped. Try explaining to a rapist as he pursues you why he is confused about the whole situation and he really shouldn't be aroused and this whole thing is just a big mistake. Right...

So yay for women's freedom, but if you value your life maybe think twice about going out into public looking like a delicious whore.

To be absolutely clear, women are correct, they SHOULD be able to dress however they feel, but that argument alone will never stop a rapist from doing his dirty deeds.

Delayed Mondays

I love having Mondays off, but then it makes the following day the Monday of that week which makes me sad because I truely hate Mondays.

I am so sleepy right now.

I want to go home. Mostly what I need is a vacation. I need like a full week off to just enjoy myself at home, working on circuits and other things of the like.

Body Integrity Identity Disorder

Body Integrity Identity Disorder (BIID)

I am in shock and awe of this so called disorder and I could care less how much flack I catch for saying this, but this is a bullshit psychological disorder. I think the people that have it are sad uninspiring people who should really take a look at themselves and wonder what it is that is making them feel that way. How about you don't think about it and you realize that your disorder is only possible because you have the resources, time and money to think about your so called disorder. You people are no better than anorexics, bulimics and people with body dysmorphic disorder. These are all bullshit psychological diseases that could only be made up in first world nations!

Can you imagine the disgust of amputees hearing or even acknowledging the existence of stupid people who have BIID? I can't! What kind of fucked up world do we live in where someone wants to remove a limb because it makes them feel like they aren't whole? So you want to be disabled? What about people who are disabled that don't want to be disabled? Fuck all that, how about if we were to turn the clock back to an earlier time where if you severed a limb you were done for, survival of the fittest and so on? You have got to be kidding me here. Fuck you - you don't want your leg or your arm, tell that to people with diabetes or people who have lost limbs due to war and violence. You dare say you don't want to be a 100% physically functioning human being, you don't want a limb? Go die. You will just be a burden to others with your bullshit psychological disorder, just like down syndrome children and other retards who will never be useful to society. Just another crime against society and humanity.

Only in America among other places can we provide the foundation for people to even consider having such a problem. I can't imagine any poor Americans having this problem. Possibly middle class to wealthy would have such a stupid issue to worry about. Think of the people who don't know where their next meal is going to come from and someone with BIID is saying to themselves, "If only I didn't have my leg, I could get on with my life." WHAT THE FUCK! Like seriously, what the mother fuck? I just don't want to believe that these people exist, but they do. Go fuck yourselves, I hope you are ashamed of your so called disorder.

The Dreaded ePeen

Maybe you haven't heard the term used before, but there is this concept of ePeen or ePenis which is a measurement of an individual's internet penis or more formally known as their internet ego. A person's internet ego is different from their actual ego because the dipshits that act like total assholes on the net are hiding behind their fucking computer while insulting people from the saftey of their home where their location is usually safe. These same assholes are usually 12 year olds that when they are not dealt with early enough turn into full fledged trolls on the net when dealing with them professionally if you can call it that.

Let me be the first to point out that my blog has a definite attribute of ePeen in it for myself because it let's me say what ever I want without the fear of it hurting me in my regular life. The one and only difference is I am not throwing this content in anyone's face. I am just letting aggrivation out (normally) to no one really. There is the internet audience, but that is all. I don't advertise this site, so anyone who finds it - finds it by doing a search.

Anyhow back to the topic at hand...

I detest people who state the obvious when it is concerning a matter where it is inappropriate to state the obvious. For example on a forum where people are looking for help with a particular problem and their problem may be considered old or archaic for someone to point out that their problem is old or archaic is pointless. It doesn't solve the problem. It definitely doesn't answer the question that was asked. It only leads to annoyance. Slapping someone with your ePeen is not brave it is just annoying. If people had to give out their home information, telephone, personal email, home address etc to use these forum type sites they would think twice about being shit heads on the net.

All I am saying is, don't say mean shit to people you wouldn't say to their faces during a forum conversation. Want to go blog about it anonymously, go do that, but don't be an unhelpful prick when someone is asking for help.

How? That's How...

I often pondered as a younger person why certain people would find themselves in so much trouble personally, financially or both. I then realized recently why it is that some people are in the piss poor conditions that they are in. The people who keep their heads buried in the clouds are usually to blame for their own crappy short comings rather than another reason. They don't want to see it that way, but they are indeed responsible for their own stupid demise.

It all comes down to shitty decision making and the flaw of youth. Young people do stupid things and make very poor decisions at times. I have made some bad decisions, but they don't even begin to measure up to some of the shitty decisions I have seen other juvenile people make. After thinking about all of this for years and observing the same stupid people continually making the same bad decisions I have realized that there really isn't some larger more complex reason as to why some people make horrid decisions and ultimately screw up their lives forever. It is really quite simple.

Irresponsible, uneducated, stubborn, juvenile people tend to make really horrible life decisions such as not using a condom and ruining their lives by having a child out of wedlock. They also tend to not amount to much career wise and then struggle to live and provide for their family if they end up having one. Some of these stupid people run after a "dream" such as being an actor, artist, musician or some other lackadaisical lifestyle that will usually not become a viable source of income because they haven't been discovered or aren't good enough.

Illusions of Grandeur.

I have watched my high school classmates grow up to either be very successful or I have watched them fail miserably. A lot of them don't want to grow the fuck up which is frankly just sad.

If you want to be successful in life, you need to be honest with yourself and others. You need to work hard and be diligent to strive for your goals. You need to be realistic in what your are trying to achieve and most importantly you need to stop and think before reacting.