I hate seeing bumper stickers that say, "Watch for motorcyclists." or "Share the road with motorcyclists." I say fuck motorcyclists because a majority of them don't follow the rules of the road. At least in my area, most of them are arrogant assholes who speed and weave in and out of lanes dangerously in front of other vehicles. I don't mind the person on the moped, or the occasional midlife crisis Harley Davidson rider, because they just use the road like everyone else. They don't do stupid shit like ride in between cars during traffic jams or drive in the emergency lane when they know for a goddamn fact they shouldn't.
Once, not long ago, I remember making a right hand turn at an intersection and I saw a motorcyclist off in the distance. I had plenty of time to turn and then switch lanes because I needed to enter the highway. This dipshit with his fucking harpy clenched to his back decided that because I got in front of him, with enough warning I used my blinker and enough room, decided I offended him. He then proceeded to ride my bumper, which make me very angry no matter who is doing it and for whatever stupid ass reason. Of course this wasn't enough, so he rode up alongside me and proceeded to give me the eye and his harpy was screeching. So I did what I always do, I extended my arm and raised my finger and showed them who is number one.
I don't feel bad for people who die while doing stupid shit. If you are on the highway, popping a wheelie is probably not a good idea. If you’re stupid ass falls off and dies, I could care less you earned it just as much as a lion tamer, killer whale trainer or if someone taunting a fucking stingray. Fuck you people.
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