Fuck the IRS

I hate our tax system. I hate it with a burning red hot passion because to me it is the biggest piece of crap in our fucking country. So many goddamn laws and ways to dissect things, too many fucking taxes for every little goddamn thing someone does day to day.

I 1099 contracted and I didn't pay all of my taxes for that portion of my work for the 2009 year. I did however fill out a fucking 1040-ES because I fear our stupid fucking tax system, so I took a proactive approach to filing for an estimated amount of taxes and I estimated for the first quarter of the tax year that I had to pay $453 dollars. I paid the $453 dollars knowing that I was doing the right thing.

I then filed my taxes for the 2009 year and I ended owing $1,392 in taxes because when I did my 1040-ES I did not factor in the "Self-Employment Tax" which is the equivalent of paying your Medicare and Social Security taxes and what ever other pointless bullshit tax I didn't agree to in the first place we are forced to pay. I was slightly saddened about paying the $1,392 because it was such a huge amount, but I knew it made sense since I didn't pay those taxes before on my contractors salary.

I just got a fucking letter from the goddamn IRS telling me I owe them $453. Which of course immediately put me in the worst fucking mood you can imagine. I am seething right now, I want to hurt something or someone right now I am so fucking mad. I am on HOLD waiting for some fucking IRS fuck to talk to me about how THEY FUCKED UP and how I DON'T OWE THEM ANY FUCKING MONEY because I ALREADY PAID THE FUCKING $453.

FUCK YOU IRS

FUCK YOU IN THE IRS ASS

I am not saying the IRS cannot make mistakes, but for Christ sake, if I make a mother fucking mistake I get penalized, sued, my wages are levied or garnished or I am Jailed. If the fucking IRS fucks up I have to take time out of my fucking day to call them and clean up their FUCK UP.
So I call the fucking IRS and they tell me I owe them $453, I told them I paid already, I have the fucking EFTPS papers in my hand that say I paid them. I even have the goddamn agreement that says I am giving them permission to remove the $453 dollars from my account.

THEY DROPPED THE BALL - THEY NEVER REMOVED THE MONEY FROM MY ACCOUNT.

Great fucking job IRS and your SHITTY EFTPS system, you fucking assholes. I made the fucking effort to pay them and they didn't take the goddamn money I sent them. You fucking imbeciles and now you turn around and tell me I owe you the money you were supposed to remove my from my account a YEAR ago! You fucking morons! FUCK YOU IRS.
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.