Pizza Joints

A long time ago Tony's was good, nice size pizza, great taste, kinda thin. Then the service went to shit and the fucking place would close at fucking 11:00. Haven’t been back in years.

If you want really burnt, over salted, madly over priced, bone dry pizza I recommend going to Anthony's coal fired pizza. Worst goddamn pizza on the planet. This is the star bucks of pizza, because everyone goes there because it is a hipster thing to do.

If you want a sweet and soggy pizza, go to Steve’s Pizza, where they make shitty dough and the sauce is fucking sweet. Why the fuck do you make sweet sauce? Not to mention the cheese falls off the pizza most of the time.

If you want really decent food with very shitty service go to Capones Flicker Light. Their pizza is fucking incredible. They make their pizza appropriately, not too salty, not fucking sweet...steeves! Loaded toppings, awesome cheese and dough. The Chicago style is deep dish and it is fucking amazing because it is hefty and not majorly bread like. It is somewhere in between of fully risen bread and moist delicious dough. Their wings are goddamn good. They have a delicious chicken parm sub, they make great chicken and their grouper bites are amazing. The atmosphere is bar like, but the food is great. But the service fucking sucks. Never order coffee there. Its fucking awful.

Fuck Mario the Baker, your pizza sucks and you don't accept credit cards, you wanker!