Miami Beach: Full of Assholes on Bikes

I wrote a post describing my distaste for sharing the road with Bicyclist, this hasn't changed at all. Fucking asshole bikers can kiss my ass.

Yesterday I hit someone with my car as I was leaving to go home, the mother fucker started yelling at me, "Hey you need to watch where you are going." I was so upset I didn't say anything because I was in a rush to go home and didn't have time to sit there and argue with an imbecile. Here is my defense:

1. He wasn't there when I pulled up
2. I turned my head to the left to make sure the road was clear
3. I proceeded to turn right 
4. Some asshole on a bike, on his cell phone magically appears in front of my fucking car
5. He gets out of my way cussing at me and I sped off because I didn't have time for his nonsense 

The goddamn point is, he wasn't there when I looked, he wasn't fucking paying attention either as bikers seldom do, they have a fucking death wish. They think they are more powerful and indestructible than people in cars. The stupid cock sucker rolled in front of my car while he was on his cellphone which definitely means he wasn't paying attention.

Little known fact, BICYCLES ARE CONSIDERED MOTOR VEHICLES, so he was breaking the fucking law by darting out into traffic. Stupid fuck.

So once again, FUCK MIAMI BEACH AND ALL OF THE FAGGY BICYCLE AND MOPED RIDERS.