Cubans Suck

I dislike the stereotypical Cubans that mostly reside in South Florida. There are two main types of Cubans that I have met. There is the appreciative, glad to be in the USA Cuban that either swam over or won the lottery to get to the USA, dubbed a "Gusano" by Castro, which is Spanish for worm. Then there is the less appreciative egotistical self righteous Cuban, who is really first generation American and not directly Cuban - Cuban.

When ever I speak to the first type I hear stories of hardship, fear and struggle. They speak about how they miss their country, but wouldn't move back because they fear Castro and his Gestapo. They are loud and speak with their hands, but I don't mind it they can be a delightful fun bunch of people. They are happy to finally be set free (er).

These Cubans that fought hard to get to the USA, who work fairly hard to live well in the USA, but sometimes refuse to learn English for whatever stupid ass reason, eventually have children. These children for some reason, of course not all, are cultivated to think that they are owed something? What that something is I will never know, you can't ask because they don’t know either... they talk or act like they are entitled to everything and they only deserve the best. Not that no one deserves the best, but they won’t settle for anything less. They become brutal, rude disgusting people when they don't get what they want. They shove you and tell you "get out of my way!" As though asking politely wouldn't have worked. They are a selfish bunch of rude and ignorant fuck-tards who can't seem to accomplish anything without a handicap. They become your best friend when you are the only one who can do or give them something they require.

Most of these Cubans, these floridiots, these ugly Americans reside in a place that I think might be part of Cuba and not part of the USA. They live in Cuba-ville or more commonly known as "Kendall." I hate Kendall for many reasons, mostly because of the Cubans. Let’s start with their driving habits. Most Cubans in Kendall own a needlessly gigantic vehicle, I am talking about the assholes that have 0 to 1 children and drive a suburban. The car is too big, not fuel efficient and they drive the damn thing like it was a derby vehicle. Cubans for some reason like driving their big stupid trucks, SUVs or Hummers as if they could afford the monthly payment on it. Most of them live way above their means because appearance is what is most important to them. I hate seeing one child in the back of a giant Lincoln navigator listening to their iPod, ignoring their parent, usually the mother. 

Then there is the Cuban male who drives his Ford F350, it is spotless and shiny with no load in the back because he doesn't use it for what it was made for, he is just an asshole hauling his giant ego in the back of his truck. When it comes to who the worse driver is, it is Cuban women hands down, because they think it is okay to put on make-up while driving on the highway, they think they are allowed to switch lanes without giving notice, they are allowed to stop traffic to talk to their fucking Cuban friend in the car next to them. Most of what I highlighted is done by all Cubans and normal people, but usually more so by the women. They are very aggressive and scary drivers, they take everything personally on the road, so do I because it is usually them on the road I encounter. All Cubans drive like they are the only ones on the road, they cut people off in traffic, they insert themselves where they shouldn't, and they make left hand turns from the right turn lane. They drive on the sidewalk, literally.

Cubans let their dogs shit on other people's lawns, and then they don't pick it up. If that weren’t enough if you tell them to pick up their shit they get mad as hell and say, "Don't tell me what to do!" And they scamper off like the animals that they are. You see Cubans are too good to pick up after their dogs. Fucking idiot Cubans. If you are a fucking dog owner it is your responsibility to clean up after your dogs, not everyone else’s.

Fuck Kendall and fuck Cuban Americans.