Revenge

I really wish I could get some crazy psycho revenge on my old employer. It actually isn't my old employer really, it is a specific manager who is too much of a shit to handle what he is handling. He is failing badly and bringing everyone down with him and it is sad.

My revenge would begin with my aquiring the company that he works at, my old employer. This would have to be done secretly. I would then ask a legal team if I could legally get rid of someone without the backlash of them suing us. I'm sure there is a way. I wouldn't fire him yet, that would be too easy.

I would then present myself as the new owner and I would check on this asshole everyday with a phone call first, then I would show up in his office and waste his time, then give him shit for not getting his work done on time. I would keep this up for about a month. Then stop.

I would then demote him under another more deserving employee. I would make him sit in a cubicle. That employee would over see his bullshit activity. I would then cut his pay to a more reasonable rate for his lack of quality. At this point if he didn't start to look for work and was intent on staying for whatever ridiculous reason - I would then fire him for sexual harassment or something that would stick.

I would then make the internet know that he was a bad employee and no one should pick him up. When he has hit rock bottom, then and only then would I be happy. Unless before I do any of that would he agree to change his ridiculous narcissistic ways.

This is why I could never be president. I would handle evil doers in this way.