Watch For Motorcycles! ...as they BREAK the LAW
They don't put that last part on the fucking stickers. I am tired of seeing all these people out there with "Watch For Motorcycles" bumper stickers, like it is supposed make me feel better about getting cut off on the highway by some pop-wheeling asshole. For fuck's sake it isn't fair that when I am stuck in traffic I see some asshole on a Kawasaki Ninja driving between the lanes. I have been tempted on several occasions to just swing open my door as I see them do it so they learn a fucking lesson about driving between the lanes. The same goes for when there is a band of two to as much as ten motorcyclists ruling the highway. It makes you want to hit them with your car because they are driving like assholes. Weaving in and out of lanes with inches to spare between cars is NOT safe obviously and more FRUSTRATING than anything. So yeah, if it makes me mad and I am relatively stable, how about the fuckers who are CRAAAZY might just want to slam on the breaks to knock motorcyclists over for fun and watch them die? So take the stick and shove it. I know that sticker only applies to Motorcyclists actually following the law, but it is self defeating when you have all of these other assholes on the road.
I think it is most insulting when some douche bag (male or female) on a Vespa or Vespa like two wheeled vehicle cuts in front of you while you are trying to get to work on time. Then just to have some asshole in front of you that is A. Driving too slowly sometimes and B. Is more dodgy so they shit between lanes in a split instance so you are constantly breaking because you are WATCHING FOR MOTORCYCLES. Well no thank you, I think that if someone is going to ride a motorcycle like a juvenile asshole, then they can die a young death when they think they are faster than a 2 ton 4 wheeled machine.
The same shit goes for any motorist that is in a 4 wheeled vehicle, if you get into a shitty accident because you think you can maneuver through everyone and everything without causing danger then you earn what you get whether it is death or a full body cast. I am mostly talking about assholes who drive their SUVs like they are war tanks, people in supped up Rice Burners, the VW Bug Crowd and the jerks in the Mini Coopers. Fuck you people. And a mega fuck you to the people in the Audis, Mercedes and Beemers on I95 South. Like I drive 80 mph usually, but holy Christ, the clubs on South Beach, Downtown and the Grove aren't going to close, slow the fuck down.
I think I would pay good money to see the assholes in South Miami who ride their motorcycles with different colored Mohawks on their helmets and ride like douche bags get crushed by an eighteen wheeler. Just being honest. I got really excited once when I thought I saw one get mowed down on the Turn Pike, just turned out it was someone else...
Fuck you.....your in a car asshole....pay attention to bikes. I ride a Harley, and all of us are good riders..it's the fuckhead sport bikes you need to bitch about!!
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DeleteYes, because you have met all of the people riding Harleys, therefore all of them are good riders - over generalizing much? Anyhow - take it how you want, I don't care and yes I guess I should have been more specific, but the sport bike riders are typically the ones I am bitching about. I fucking hate those arrogant twits when they are weaving in and out of lanes and zipping between cars. I welcome their deaths.
ReplyDeleteI have only had a single problem with 1 Harely (could have been a Honda I don't care) and the guy felt the need to drive up next to me after I made a legal right hand turn and start yelling at me because I was in his lane. I gave him the finger and I kid you not I would have slammed into him for fun if I had nothing to lose.
So the next time you are out there and you think you are hot shit - remember - I'm in a car and so are a lot of other people - we can kill you easily. If you watch the fuck out and respect the rules of the road, then you will be fine.
So again, take the stickers and shove them.
Fuck you and your car. Not all motorcyclist are in biker gangs or ride recklessly. The fact that you think Bikers are fair game to be killed means your fucked in the head. The only thing I hope that happens to you is that you get torn apart by a motorcyclist while crossing the road. And you know what I hope that motorcyclist says to you while your laying there with internal bleeding. "Oops sorry bud didn't see ya there, you'll watch for me next time" Fucking pompus ass, we watch the road its people like you with their head shoved too far up their ass and think just because "you're in a car" means you own the road. You're the people that cause the deaths of bikers every year. You make me sick, those are peoples son's daughters, husbands, wives, fathers, and mothers out there what if it was one of your family members, you'd be singing a whole different tune buddy. Pull your head from your ass and look at it from the other side. Your bigger yeah we get it, bikes are smaller and can pass where you can't, and yeah it's nice to let someone MERGE into your lane you don't own it ass hole he needed to get over let him. ITS CALLED SHARING THE ROAD!
ReplyDeleteFuck you motorcycle fags. I hope the next time your out on your fagget mobile you crash burn and die, but not before eating a dick. Fuck u
ReplyDeleteI always think its funny when I see "It's motorcycle season, watch out for bikes!" Well, how the heck am I supposed to watch out for bikes when they are speeding well over the speed limit, accelerating fast, being behind me, then accelerating fast past me when I am even going 5 over the limit, etc? It is a fact for 95% of bike riders that I have come across, harley's, crotch rockets, etc. If you ride a bike and claim to follow the rules, you are a liar, plain and simple.
ReplyDeleteI also laugh at the riders that pull up to an intersection and HAVE to look at EVERYONE eye to eye that they are around to SEE... "who's looking at me?" They don't do it in a car, but on a bike? Yes. It makes me laugh every time. When at an intersection and I see a bike in front of me or ahead to the right or left, I say to my passenger, "whatch this guy, hes gonna turn all the way around just to look at me". Never fails. Bikers are arrogant. No way around it. They like the attention...
yes at intersections I look at people but not for them to look at me and say wow, I just want to make sure other drivers see me so they don't kill me. It's really simple if you ever ride a motorcycle you will understand. Drivers that have never ridden will think like you not understanding what we do is to be safe (with normal drivers that is) Same as oh look at that so and so in all the leather. I wear leather because if I do go sliding down the road it will protect me. Try jumping out of your car at 60mph, just think about what that would be like for you.
ReplyDeleteYeah i ride a bike. Do i ride it like it's a car? No, that would be stupid and defy the point. Yeah, i take the gaps, so fucking sorry if i scared you out of your bovine slumber while you blunder down the road in the "two tons of vehicle" that it takes to move your fat ass around. If you think you have anything to complain about with bikers you have obviously never been on one, most drivers don't even know you're there until well after their decision making impacts our safety, hence the awareness campaign. So fine, don't watch out for bikers, just be alert on the road you dozy fucking clown so you never have to get dragged out of your window and have your face smashed in by a couple of helmets.
ReplyDelete"So fine, don't watch out for bikers, just be alert on the road you dozy fucking clown so you never have to get dragged out of your window and have your face smashed in by a couple of helmets"
ReplyDeleteTypical biker mentality. Piss them off and they feel justified to act like 2 year olds and assault you.
To the biker : you fucking dipshit you shouldn't be driving in front of cars anyway or going between lanes!! You go on about biker safety but YOU could cause an accident by doing that YOU could cause a car crash! I don't drive and I've been ran over twice both times off reckless drivers and I'm fucking sick of car drivers and bikers alike driving like fucking divvies! As for the person saying you feel like driving into the motorbike drivers you are ALSO a fucking dipshit because if you want to deliberately kill someone you are a massive psychopath! Oh and BTW harley bikers do NOT usually drive safely they are the ones with the worst reputations which has clearly been proven here! Sounds like neither of you should be driving or motorcycling on the road as both of you are dangerous and assholes!
ReplyDeleteYou're a fuckin pyscho. And lane splitting is completely legal, it's mainly for our safety so we don't get rear ended and killed. You'll get yours dude
ReplyDeleteLane Splitting is only legal in California and causes more accidents and road rage with bikers smashing car mirrors. I would pay to see you scraped off the ground.
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