Random Thought

I've complained about this before, but I don't mind doing it again. Policemen in Miami are total dicks for the most part, I've met one or two that are tolerable. I have a friend who is a cop, but even he doesn't like cops and he is one. He says it all the time, "God I hate cops, fucking filthy pig fucks". He does it for the money, nothing more. People who work important jobs just for the money, that's another topic for another time. In his defense though he does a good job.

Anyhow, I think the cops in Miami are uncaring and cruel for a few reasons, let's go over the most obvious first. If they are cuban cocks, then by default they are usually assholes. Since cops have to deal with the oh so colorful and animated people of Miami, then of course they will be in an automatic bad mood and have low expectations of anyone. We can blame 60% of the mood of these cops on where those cops chose to be cops. The other 40% is on the cops because they can choose to be polite, but most of them aren't, they are just jerks.

I used to have a bad habit of asking a question to cops that they either didn't mind answering or took total offense, as if I had just asked them to suck my dick. I would ask cops, "What kind of gun do you have?" Some would have a delightful conversation with me about guns and others would just give me the death stare.

This one female officer was absoluteley disrespectful. She went off on a rant about how my asking her about her gun is like her asking me to see my dick. Then she proceeded to follow it up with, "Can I see your penis?" I was just silent for the duration of this encounter and decided from that point forward to not bother unless there was a clear way for me to ask without having to show my privates first.

So yeah... cops in Florida, specifically on the beach, including but not limited to: South Beach, Bal Harbor, Golden Beach and Aventura - they are all pretty much 100% walking hardons. To serve and protect my ass.