Sooooo if you want to get married I strongly suggest you think twice about the type of tax situation you are entering. The American Tax system is geared to only benefit the Christian nation. It is only beneficial to people who have homes and children. I am trying to fix one of those problems right now, but the other I am avoiding like the fucking plague.
If you file married but separately you have just opened a can of worms the size of your head. You now no longer qualify for certain deductions or credits because the IRS hates you and wants you to have children and house debts. If you file jointly then your taxes also go ape shit because the fucking tax code makes no goddamn sense. To top off this turd sandwich you may pay a penalty for doing certain things.
I fucked up and I filled out my W-4 as married and I took two deductions because the goddamn worksheet told me to. I have learned to not trust this fucking sheet and claim 0 exemptions always. If you are married there is a box that says "Married, but treat me as single" which will just pull more fucking taxes out of you. Fuck I hate this system.
How about we just have a fucking system where there is one tax to rule them all. You pay a flat tax on all of your AGI. Adjusted Gross Income. I think that would solve everything. It would have to be bracketed, but for fuck's sake, all of these goddamn rules and complexities can go away!
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