The Vegan Religion

I keep watching vegan documentaries to get a better understanding of what it is that these vegans want everyone to do and frankly I have to say that vegans are a bunch of whiney vaginas. They need to stick a tampon in that bleeding heart of theirs because I feel as if their views on eating animals is offensive, presumptuous, pious, preachy and rude. These people take the argument of not eating meat beyond the scope of health and into the emotional realm. I think that is just creepy.

I have many friends who are vegan or vegetarian, my own mother is vegetarian, but none of them do it because they want to see a snot nosed calf keep its life. They all do it for monetary or health reasons. Meat is expensive, especially kosher meat and poultry which is 2 to 10 times the normal price with absolutely half the taste, and enough salt to end a British reign over India. Therefore fuck Vegans, I don't need to hear some asshole with multicolored hair telling me how tofu is better for me. Soybeans and Tofu are not that healthy for you and any real source of protein cannot be packed full of carbohydrates like beans. You cannot supplement your diet completely on plant proteins especially the overly processed kinds like tofu.

I have thyroid disease, I cannot have Tofu or Soybeans because of the estrogen levels. It is not good for people with Thyroid disease end of story. On top of that speaking from experience, I was vegetarian for a long time, about 6 years solid. I did it for monetary reasons only, because like I said before Kosher food is madly expensive. I felt very weak and hungry ALL off the time. I don't feel that this diet is good for everyone.

Fuck animals. I don't give a shit about how these animals are harvested, regardless of how they are treated they are going to die anyhow and become tasty meat morsels on my plate. Yes I have watched Food Inc. And many other documentaries describing the animals horrible torturous conditions, I don't care and I feel that EVERYONE should be forced to view how their food is prepared. Stop being so goddamn ignorant to the point where when you finally do see how your meet is harvested that you are disgusted. Stop insulting the lively hoods of those people who do this for a living. They are not bad people and butchering is an art form.

Don't be a vegan for any other reason than the fact that you want to live a healthier life. If you don't want to be a vegan, then stop eating so much meat, it is bad for you. Red meat is bad for you in mass quantity. Limit its consumption to once a week and only to the size of a deck of cards. The problem with Americans is they have no idea how to eat properly. Having both extremes is no good. Finding a baseline is appropriate.

So yes, fuck the vegan religion. No one cares so shut up. You and PeTA can go fuck in the corner.