First and foremost I want to say up front; I hate Florida before people think this is an all out attack on NY and its dwellers (only the subset that no one likes y'know the obscenely rich). Having been to NY 3 times (not that - that is a lot) here is what I have gathered, it is an over glorified big overpopulated dirty city. It smells and there are too many people running amok. I don't like that, which is a personal preference.
The rich mother fuckers that live in certain burros can kiss my hairy ass when it comes to realty though. I understand that finding a place to live there is difficult and expensive. Well that is all fine and well if you live in NY, I don't live there, so I don't care... until recently. Some asshole from NY bought a house that I was going to buy for sticker price, which is stupid because the fucker over paid grossly. Thanks asshole for making it okay for shit head down here to over price their fucking houses. That shit is not okay here because we get paid less, have to pay for gas and car insurance. The asshole is renting the house too, not even living in it.
I swear when I get rich, I am going to ruin NY's housing by buying out all of the overly priced stupid ass houses and such and rent them out for shit. Fuck you 1,000,000 dollar small piece of shit studio apartments, I will buy that shit up and rent it out for 500/month. I will put Florida pricing in NY.
Suck it NY.
Big dirty city with posers.
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