Health Insurance

I have Aetna POS health insurance which you would think really stands for Aetna Piece of Shit health insurance, but it stands for Aetna Point of Service. It is basically a HMO in disguise, the only real difference is that you can go to any doctor you want without a referral from your primary. So aside from my heart problems, which apparently aren't as bad as I thought anymore. I have Bradycardia and my heart stops in my sleep every now and then. Aetna cock blocked me for a Sleep Study because they are assholes, their criteria I kid you not is that I must be near death.


Anyhow, the fine people at Aetna have just fucked me out of $1,500 because I need to go get a Colonoscopy and a Upper GI Endoscopy done. Neither are covered for me unless I am 50 years of age or older. Therefore I must pay my out of pocket deductible. I have the money to pay for this, I can regenerate this loss in 1 month's time, but that isn't the fucking point. I don't think it is fair that I must be penalized for the stomach problems that I am having before 50. I don't know what kind of problem I am having with my stomach, but I am doing this procedure because I have blood in my stool, the stupid part is the blood isn't even visible. No streaking or anything, it isn't visible. Apparently this is worse. I am doing preventative maintenance, but apparently that is a no no for insurance companies.


So I am going to take this opportunity to fuck my insurance company by doing as many fucking procedures as I can after this procedure. I am going to a Dermatologist and besides the co-pay, it should all be 100% covered after this. I will go to an Allergist to get a food Allergy test done.