I got a fucking speeding ticket today, first one I ever gotten in my entire life. I dodged about 6 speeding tickets for much worse speeds and this one I got for something so incredibly stupid it shouldn't even count. I was pulling out of my complex drive way making a left turn onto the street and not even 5 seconds goes by between the time I made a left turn and and the fucking cop pulls me over.
First off the douche stood in front of my car and I almost hit him, he is lucky I stopped at all cause he looked like an asshole crossing the street. He comes up to my window and taps on the glass, asks me for my license. He then says I was doing 15 mph over the limit in a 30, which is horse shit because he pulled me over in under 5 seconds start to finish.
He then walks away and when he comes back, he has a ticket for me, doesn't say a word, hands it back, I call him a douche under my breath and drive away.
Mother fucker was parked in the middle of the street in a black SUV, black tinted windows, unmarked. Couldn't tell he was an officer. I hate cops.
Did you meet your fucking ticket quota asshole?
I hate the fact that these douche bags are out giving people tickets for things that don't matter in comparison to real crimes. Fuck Florida police, especially Aventura cops. Go capture a fucking child molester assholes.
This is not going to stop me from speeding mind you, I will continue.
Fuck the speed limits and fuck traffic pussy cops.
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