Vegas

Went to Vegas for business. The trip there was fucking horrible. Not because of the airline, which actually surprised the hell out of me, but because I have never been on a flight with so many douche bags per square inch before. There is/was a game for UM versus I don't give a shit; and for some strange reason this meant a crap load of people in their late thirties early forties all needed to have a reunion and go to said game in Vegas. Lucky me I happened to be on the same flight as the douche parade. They were loud, obnoxious, rude and intoxicated before they even got to the plane.

Apparently it is illegal to drink your alcohol that you brought on  to a plane. It is a Federal offense actually as they were informed by the flight attendant. They were warned repeatedly. This group of fucking morons decided they had to be as rowdy and loud as possible regardless of the other passengers. When they were told to stay seated they didn't. When they were told not to walk around, they walked around. When they were told not to form a line at the bathroom, they formed a line.

They hooted and hollered. They chanted UM to show their pride for their college. They chanted for one of their friends who is getting married. They wouldn't shut the fuck up and were more than okay with annoying everyone during the entire 5 hour flight.

I would have gladly executed each and everyone of them.

Finally we land.

Finally we get out of the plane. Before getting off the plane I exchange frustrations with the stewardesses and they told me they are actually cops on vacation.

This just furthers my proof that South Florida cops are the biggest douche bags when it comes to cops.

As we enter the terminal I was filled with joy to see the assholes who were warned repeatedly about their alcohol talking to some Las Vegas police. They were being questioned. This made me really happy to see.

Later going into the exit line for a Taxi I saw a spooky looking tribe of people. Ugly doesn't begin to describe this family. They cut the taxi line. A patrolling police officer told them to get the fuck out of the line and they have just lost their privileges for taxi. The ugly family retaliated by calling him a faggot. They along with others were thrown out because they cut the lines. I hate people and I hate cops, but I do love order and punishment to those who earned it.

This is a cool place.