Cat and Mouse

I think speed limits are bullshit. I think traffic cops giving people tickets for speeding is bullshit too. I did just get a ticket for speeding and I am not upset about it. I was caught doing it, it is a violation, I am going to pay my shitty fine for doing it. I am a firm believer that the rules were meant to be broken and it isn't illegal unless you are caught doing it. That beliefe is only for petty bullshit crimes. Molesting children, raping people, murder and theft are a different story. That shit is not okay. Unless you are stealing from the rich and giving to the poor.

Anyhow, I digress. I am not disputing the fact that I broke the law, I deserve the ticket because I got caught. However, I've said it before and I will say it again, I will never stop speeding, regardless of how many fucking speeding tickets I get. What I am upset about is the fact that this is some sort of bullshit rule to be concerned with. I didn't kill anyone. I didn't get into an accident. I was driving on an open stretch of uninhabited road with no one in front of me. The road was clear. I was doing 48 in a 30. It shouldn't be fucking 30, it should be 45 first off because it is 3 lanes wide and more like a fucking highway than a local road.

I didn't even see the cops, the fat fuckers standing there next to their cruisers with their goddamn radar gun pointed at unsuspecting drivers. I was in the far left lane and the pig got me at 48mph. The thing that really scares me is when these assholes walk out in front of your car to stop you and you don't see them. They are bold and dangerous.

I would have loved to hit them with my car if it would have been inconsequential, but unfortunately it isn't. Another thing I wish I could do is get stopped, let the fucking porker walk over to my car and speed away. Let them try to chase me, especially in suburbia, they would easily get lost or into a car accident trying to chase me. Fucking dipshit cock sucking assholes.

Luckily the cop that pulled me over was nice to me. I still got my shitty ticket, but he wasn't a prick like other piggies have been in the past. So thank you to that officer for being so polite and nearly apologetic. I think he could see that I was actually sorry. I will admit the only thing I am sorry about is getting caught.

My minimum speed is 60 mph most of the time because it is a comfortable speed to drive at. Not too fast, not too slow. However what people don't understand is there is a time and a place for speeding. I don't make an effort to speed, I only do it when the conditions are right.

In conclusion, I think these traffic cops should go get a real job stopping actual real crime. Not just giving people who are driving to and from work more fucking bills.